listen here cum-slut, i bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a cat. but guess what? i own 7. and i can tell you right now that a cat would never just lay there and get covered in broccoli. they’ll rarely walk directly into water.
BROCCOLI? oh my god I am dying
and uhm I have 2 at the moment and we had 2 before, but first we don’t “own” them they aren’t…broccoli and they also have different characters of course, there are so many cats who don’t care if you walk around with them in your arms or that you can’t breathe when they lay on your page…or if someone puts tons of BROCCOLI on her. every cat is different so this argument is bullshit
god broccoli are you serious?
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